1. $100 Friday

    So I’ve been thinking. I would like to make money. Since I have work off on Friday, I decided I should make $100 on that day. You know, a “just cuz” kind of thing. So, for the first time I’m introducing $100 Dollar Friday, which is a day in which I will try to do things for money. Everything is game except sex things because I’m not a hooker from planet prostitute! Seriously, no s’ing any d’s, you guys. Right now my potential money making schemes include:

    I. Working some job from Craigslist.

    II. Sell plasma. (Is that still a thing?)

    III. Go to a park and publicly do a wacky thing while people give me money ( ex 1: selling secrets. for $1 you get a boring secret. The more money, the deeper and darker the secret. ex 2: Sell really stupid jokes. Maybe be an insult comic? That would be funny in a stupid way. ex: 3 Juggle

    IV Kidnap somebody

    Any of you have good ideas as to how to succeed?